Hack Voiceover's maximum speech rate in OSX! Works for Volume too!
VirtualBox on OSX! Accessible? Fuck no! Learn today! 

I want to do something with this eventually. Right now I can't be bothered, so have a link or two I find interesting:

• My SoundCloud;
• Critical Cabs Impulse Responses is awesome;
• The Access Wizard Podcast I sometimes am a part of. Anything to bitch about, we will.